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Eileen Wharton is an Oscar-winning actress, Olympic gymnast, and Influencer. She also tells lies for a living.
Her first novel was published in 2011 to worldwide critical acclaim. And she’s won awards for exaggeration. It did top the Amazon humour chart so she’s officially a best-selling author.
She currently has five ‘lively’ offspring ranging from thirty-three to fourteen years of age and has no plans to procreate further, much to the relief of the local schools and police force. She lives on a council estate in County Durham. She has never eaten kangaroo testicles, is allergic to cats and has a phobia of tinned tuna. She’s retired from arguing with people on the internet.
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